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collegehumor:

The 5 Stages of Graduation Grief

Take out your #2 Pencil and begin reading.

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HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!!!!!!

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Tomorrow I am attempting to get a promotion.

I feel like my chances are pretty good. I really hope I get it. It means I will actually get to do EXACTLY what I went to school for. The raise wont hurt either. If I get it, I can BUY ALL THE CABLE! That previous sentence was for only one of my followers.

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Genocide

With one fatal swoop

She killed every last one

No endorphins left

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Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.

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Personally, I think this is awesome.

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I tried lucid dreaming by using different techniques. But every time I realized I was dreaming, everything just got……. weird. I would panic and then someone would be chasing me or trying to kill me. Or beating me. Or raping me. I would wake up, but I would wake up in a different place. And then I would realize I was still dreaming and that my antagonist was close behind me. I quit trying to control my dreams.

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collegehumor:

Nooooooo! Kittens have cooties!

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This pic is priceless.