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Photo 19 Sep 79 notes whitewhine:

When you’re a gluten free vegan, life is slim pickin’s

whitewhine:

When you’re a gluten free vegan, life is slim pickin’s

Text 19 Sep 345,733 notes

thefuturesgettinsweeter:

yeah-ditto-obvs:

literally all i want is to fall asleep on someone

that’s it

that’s all

i’m very tired and i want to lay my head on someone’s stomach and have them run their fingers through my hair and sleep

Yes

I just want hair……

Text 18 Sep 426,228 notes

the-library-chick:

debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

THIS IS SO TRUE

Photo 18 Sep 147,415 notes fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

Video 18 Sep 77,446 notes

dorkly:

phrux:

yes

Anon Discovers The Horrible Secret To Wealthier Sims

I would judge, but that would suggest that there’s a way to play “The Sims” that isn’t sociopathic.

Photo 18 Sep 41,212 notes weallheartonedirection:

"You can believe me"

weallheartonedirection:

"You can believe me"

Photo 18 Sep 80 notes
via Geek Stash.
Video 18 Sep 110,481 notes

jdude000:

OH MY GOD

(Source: best-of-memes)

Photo 17 Sep 526,091 notes shibabear:

GOOD MORNING STARSHINE THE SUN SAYS HELLO

shibabear:

GOOD MORNING STARSHINE THE SUN SAYS HELLO

(Source: mrs-polnareff)


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